Yeah, uh… that was embarrassing. Last week’s show was about Hollywood Air Force. This one is about Sky Captain. At least I think it is. I’m not certain. I’m too scared to dig too deep. What might I find?
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Holy smokes this movie is the worst. Seriously. It’s so bad. It’s long and terrible, like a cobra, only cobras are kind of bad ass while this movie is not bad ass at all. It’s long and terrible like a huge poop, the kind you see on joyangeles.com or something. Just nutty and brown.
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I hope you like pleasant surprises. Actually, for me, Glory Daze isn’t a surprise because it’s actually one of my favorite movies. I’ve seen it dozens of times but for whatever reason it has a sub-three star rating on Netflix. I guess people can’t handle how real it gets. Also the description is misleading. It’s not like Animal House at all. It’s a coming-of-age story where the lead character really, really doesn’t want to come-of-age. Also, the name is really awful. Enjoy the show.
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A slight departure from the normal show as we recount our PAX East experience with F-List fan Cody Smith of the Internet. Did I say “slight departure?” I meant a “total departure,” because we just talk about video games and nerd shit. So apologies if you were expecting movie talk. It’ll return next week, for real.
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We get a little crass and offensive on the regular, but for some reason we’re just hitting it out of the park during this episode. Right out of the gate we’re talking about puke. But in a really gross way. Honestly, I don’t know what possessed us to be so damn offensive, but I bet it has to do with the fact that the movie, “Master of Disguise,” is seriously offensive to the notion of good cinema. I won’t apologize, however, until Dana Carvey apologizes for this movie.
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we are ending the show lol yup all done! Thanks to you guy’s all for being so great listeners, it’s been alot of fun but da lysh got a girl in mexico pregnant and now he needs to raise his luchadore juggalo triplets! so we can’t do a show w/out da lish netflicks picks so were just calling it off. hope u like the laast episode it was fun!
Poor Da Lysh had some serious problems when we recorded. He had to poop A LOT, and also his audio file sounds really bad. But fear not. The rest of us more than make up for it by being our usual selves, which is to say, we are witty and our sarcasm, biting. The movie is Norwegian Ninjas, which is super divisive.
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It’s been so warm this March. In like a lion, out like a lamb? I don’t think so. More like in like a warm snuggle and out like a warmer snuggle. Lambs aren’t snuggly like you might think they are. They are mostly covered in their own crap. They have dead, soulless eyes. They smell like a barnyard. Don’t believe the hype. Lambs are a-holes.
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Oh it’s on, now, ninjas. Ballsrog come in straight from the D to join us as we discuss the single finest moment in Juggalo cinema, Big Money Rustlas. It’s a movie about the old west and is 100% historically accurate. I think Ken Burns was involved since this is more like a documentary than a traditional Western. Surprises abound. Listen to it.
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What a dumb idea for a movie villain. Slugs? Seriously? That’s not even scary, no matter what. This movie tries really hard to make slugs scary, but it shouldn’t have even tried at all. What’s even lamer is that it’s based on a novel. Someone wrote a book about scary blood-thirsty slugs. So dumb. So, so dumb. Slugs are gross for sure but not scary.
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